Twilight Premiere

17 WAYS TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS FUN WHEN GOING  TO SEE TWILIGHT!

1. Bring a cardboard cut-out of Robert with you. Say he’s your “date”
2. Go with several friends. Wear blackrobes and look sinister. Claim to be the Volturi.
3. Separate the theater crowd Team Edward on one side, Team Jacob on the other side and Team Switzerland in the middle.
4. Throw popcorn at your enemy side from #3.
5. Bring a relatively large dog to the theater and say “its Jacob..”
6. Wait by the door, and when people try to walk in, shove.. them out and yell “I will not share..!!!”
7. look at someone as if you’re going to eat them start licking your lips and smile evilly.
8. go up to the food serving bit and ask for human blood if they refuse, reply with ‘oh fine I’ll have animal’
9. walk up to someone smell them and then say “no offense but you smell like a DOG!”
10. Walk up to a stranger and tell you that you have imprinted on them and that they now belong to you, then sit by them the whole time!
11. Scream “DOG!” Whenever Jacob appears onscreen
12. Scream “BLOODSUCKER!” When Edward admits he’s a vampire
13. Scream “Yes! Edwards gonna score!” when he and Bella kiss
14. Where gold eye contacts and say you’re Edwards long lost cousin
15. When you see the words ‘Robert Pattinson’ come on say ‘Whos Robert Pattinson? I thought Spunk Ransom was in this? Wheres Spunk..?!’
16. Use your dog as a space heater when camping outside the theater the night before the movie releases.
17. When you see someone eating popcorn/candy go up to them and say “You brought a snack?”

Whats wrong in the world

People who use the word “retarded”. Maybe I should say, not just using the word, but using it to refer to a mentally handicap person. And in a disparaging way.  How insensitive can you be? seriously. Might as well go up and poke em, push em down, or steal their wheel chair. Nice. Really, I mean, have you no soul? Did your parents not teach you Tact? Manners? anything?

I am guilty of using the word “gay” to describe things that I am not fond of, or using it to describe something that is just plain… ridiculous. But I would never go up to a Gay person and call them.. The F word! That is just… such Bullshit!

Its just another form of discrimination.

I am guilty of saying things, that personally I shouldn’t say, when I am talking to my friends. But that is between two ppl that have an understanding. I wouldn’t walk up to just any stranger on the street and call em a “hootchie” or a “slut” those are terms me and my friends use between the two of us.

Sure, as a younger kid, I am sure I said mean things, as an adult? I know my boundaries, and that is just one of them. You don’t put down anyone for who or what they are.

You want to call a crackhead a crackhead, fine, by all means do so. That is something that they CHOSE to do to themselves. But you don’t call a child, (or an adult for that matter) retarded or stupid, or anything for that matter. If it was someone in your family, you sure wouldn’t think it was funny.

I believe the site I read it on said “Maybe they should have aborted the stupid son of a bitch retard”. WTF?! Are you serious? Uneducated, moronic ppl I swear!!

Its everyones business to have their own opinion, and feelings, and thoughts. But is there no limit? Want to be racist. Fine. (your uneducated values are the least of my concerns). You want to be cruel and make yourself bigger by tearing others down, who am I to by any means, keep you feeling like the little peon that you are.

But, it just makes you sound, uneducated. And I hope that you don’t reproduce. I really hope you don’t. And I hope that you were an only child, cause I could only hope that there is some justice in the world that there is only ONE of you out there per family.

There is enough war and hatred in the world as it is. And its ppl like this that would be standing on the front lawns gunning down handicap children playing in their yard for fun and games.

So please don’t reproduce and stop the vicious circle that you have become. Get fixed. Get kicked in the nuts. whatever, just please, do something to save us from anymore like you.

I have a son who has Cerebral Palsy and don’t appreciate anyone calling him anything other than his name. He has name.  and I think ppl like this should be banned from ever having kids of their own. But I pray if they do have offspring, the child is FAR more educated than their parents!

*just as a side note, I am sorry If I offended anyone while using the terms from quotes from these websites. I meant no disrespect and these are NOT MY views.

People and their nerve

This is my blog. If you don’t like what I have to say, then just move on and don’t bother reading what I write.

In an earlier blog that I posted yesterday I vented about problems I had with a teacher my daughter has.  A visitor to my site (let me stress the words MY SITE) didn’t like that I thought the teacher was in the wrong and listed a couple of the messed up things the teacher had done. Hmm I care about my child’s education, and the fact that she is only in Kindergarten. Hmm, I think that to ruin a child’s first year of school, lays the foundation for how she will look at the next 12 years of schooling, plus any college hopes.

So yeah, I was pissed, and still am frankly. As a mother, I think I have the right to care about what goes on in my daughters school when it directly, or even indirectly for that matter affects her.

But this is my site. Where I can blog about whatever I want.

I named no names of teachers, principals, or schools in my blog. And even if I would have, that is my business.

So for anyone who has a problem with what I say, stay off of here.

“maybe my kid is not the brightest crayon in the box” (that is a direct quote from her denied comment) OUCH. lmao. People like that have nothing better to do with their time. But I should thank them. I really had nothing to blog about tonight, but thanks to her, now I have this blog getting ready to post!

So, in a way, thanks.

Its parents that have that view of my friendly commenter, that stuff like that goes on in the school. Any teacher who has that little patience should not be a teacher. I expect my kid to get the same great education that I got.

And to my poster, who I believe was named Eatone, if you want something else to say (maybe to get your frustrations out on) my hubby works in a strip club. He don’t only work there, he’s the manager. He runs the place. My son has Cerebral Palsy. We are Mexican. I am a democrat, I voted for Obama. I hated Bush, I haven’t seen my dad since i was 12, and i had my son when I was 17, I am pro choice, i have a brother in law that fights over in Iraq, I am for stronger sex offender laws, and finally, I am a fucking bitch. So there are a few things that you could attack me for if my other blog wasn’t enough for you. Please feel free. You obviously have nothing better to do.

Cheers to all who read my blog! I hope to piss off, offend, or annoy many more in the days to come with my opinions, thoughts or views.

Going to war

so my daughter is in Kindergarten.  From day one it has been nothing but problems.

The teacher is…not someone who should be teaching kindergarten or any class for that matter.

I am a little upset and slightly peeved with her and the whole school.

Any teacher who grabs a 5 year old and drags them, Shouldn’t be teaching.

Any teacher who puts their finger in a kids face and screams at them in front of EVERYONE, Shouldn’t be teaching.

Any teacher who tells a 5 year old, you are a waste of my time, Shouldn’t be teaching.

Any teacher who spends all day texting on her cellphone during calss, Shouldn’t be teaching.

Any teacher who is so easily aggravated that they walk away without helping a student, Shouldn’t be teaching.

I am just annoyed with the whole situation. My daughter BEGS me not to send her to school. She refuses to do any work, cause if she gets it wrong she gets yelled at. My daughter has lost her personality and her innocence since starting that school.

Yes, I am taking action and talking to who needs to be involved, but it still aggravates me to no end.

One Tuesday night, I told her it was time for bed, she had school the next mo rning. She busted out crying and asked my if I thought she was stupid. WTF?! I was schocked. Cause there are just certain words that arent’ allowed to be used in my house, and that is one of them!

After asking her why, she told me Monday in art class, a boy from her class told her she was stupid cause she couldn’t use a glue bottle w/o making a mess. So I went in with her the next day (On Wed) to talk this matter over with her teacher. I was floored when the teacher turned around, looked at me and said “you know what mom. If your daughter was in her seat he wouldn’t be able to call her that.” Then yelled at Brooklyn and told her there was nothing she could do about it cause brooklyn should have said something THEN, not 3 days later. Hmmm.. you are yelling at her, why would she WANT to come to you? And then proceeding to tell her, that she shouldn’t be telling MOMMY these things, its not MY problem. WTF?!

SHe brings her class outside after school. And takes a little group of students and walks them down the hill to the parking lot where us parents park. I stopped and jokingly said “I’m missing a kid” lol, right? no, she seriously turned and said, no I left her up there. and pointed to the school? WTH!? you are just going to leave my daughter, unattended, for anyone to grab?!

I guess I should feel somewhat relieved, that it is not only I and my daughter that are having this problem. After talking with a group of parents, they are all having the same problem with the same teacher,

She has a word ring that she brings home, everynight. She knows the words, she can spell them and read them. Teacher gives her a Zero on them. I went into the school to ask her why she wasn’t getting credit for them when she knows them? legitimate ? right? I was told she can’t understand her, so she don’t get credit cause she says things like “yewwow” instead of yellow? Shes five?!

Teacher takes the word ring back every Friday to add new words. And sends them back home on Monday  where we keep it for the week, practice with them, and they get tested on Friday. Hmmm… well its Thursday, and she JUST sent the word rings home, and guess what? She will get a zero tomorrow cause one night is not enough time to teach her 15 new words.

I am beyond frustrated. My 5 year old who once loved to do work and go to school, now hates it. And cries so hard in the mornings she makes herself sick.

I have kept my cool up until now, but now, they pissed this little mexican off and I will not stop until everyone that needs to hear me, LISTENS to what I am saying and DOES SOMETHING.

This is unproffessional to say the least. This is NO way for a school to be ran. Or should I say a class room?

This is laying the foundation for the rest of her years in school.

I am an involved parent. I volunteer my time. I help out with activities. If there is a problem with Brooklyn (on her end) i address it, and fix it. I care about her education or lack thereof.

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mother. And they are about to learn that. Sad.

Low Lifes and Their need for a job!

So the new year started out good! Then, life happened.

On Jan 3rd, Saturday night, some low life smashed out our window on the passenger side front with a flashlight and stole everythng out of our Durango.

If they would have just stopped with our stereo, I might not have been so upset and felt so violated. But no. They didn’t stop there. They went as far as to steal my daughters bookbag, coloring books, Christmas presents that were still in the truck from Family. (acquired from a late Xmas with them).

We had been out that day, visiting, and running errands, and Hubby was running late to work, so we grabbed what we could out of the truck, and figured we would get the rest when he got off work. WRONG!

They ripped opened packages, and took out what they wanted and threw the packaging back into the truck. They stole CD’s, some of which were very hard to come by in the first place. Cell phone charger, IPOD accesories, insurance papers out of the glove box, my daughters crayons. And  a ton more stuff. And Sadly, not only did he take his TIME going through everything (32 minutes to be exact) he did it all while being taped from the camera we were parked in front of. They know who he is, and they still have not recovered are stuff, or even found him.

So now we are replacing a window, HE BROKE, replacing OUR stereo that he HELPED HIMSELF to. Get a fucking job and buy your own shit. One thing I can’t stand is a thief. That is the lowest bullshit crime there is. Everything that we own, that he took, he could easily have bought for himself if that fucker had a job. Oh, wait a minute. I guess he didn’t have time to get a job considering he had only gotten out of prison the day he broke INTO OUR TRUCK! Yeah, a repeat low life that didn’t learn his lesson.

I hope when they catch him, and they will cause they know who he is… I hope he is a HUGE homophobic and that he gets raped, repeatedly by the biggest buy with the biggest cock in the whole prison.. EVERYDAY!

With what he stole, and the damage that he has done to our car, it is grand theft larceny. A felony. He won’t be going to pretty boy jail, he is facing prison time. I can only pray that right now, the guy that will make him his bitch is taking a male enhancement pill, or using a penis pump to get ready for his new friend! And I hope he hates every minute of it. Every second of it. That is one thought that brings a smile to my face. An evil little smirk grows across my face as I think about it.

Call me mean. Call me fucked up. You can call me whatever you want, as long as someone calls him, their bitch.

I take pride in what we have. And we work hard for it. Its ours. No one has the right to take it from us. So in the end, he will get his.