Twilight Premiere

17 WAYS TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS FUN WHEN GOING  TO SEE TWILIGHT!

1. Bring a cardboard cut-out of Robert with you. Say he’s your “date”
2. Go with several friends. Wear blackrobes and look sinister. Claim to be the Volturi.
3. Separate the theater crowd Team Edward on one side, Team Jacob on the other side and Team Switzerland in the middle.
4. Throw popcorn at your enemy side from #3.
5. Bring a relatively large dog to the theater and say “its Jacob..”
6. Wait by the door, and when people try to walk in, shove.. them out and yell “I will not share..!!!”
7. look at someone as if you’re going to eat them start licking your lips and smile evilly.
8. go up to the food serving bit and ask for human blood if they refuse, reply with ‘oh fine I’ll have animal’
9. walk up to someone smell them and then say “no offense but you smell like a DOG!”
10. Walk up to a stranger and tell you that you have imprinted on them and that they now belong to you, then sit by them the whole time!
11. Scream “DOG!” Whenever Jacob appears onscreen
12. Scream “BLOODSUCKER!” When Edward admits he’s a vampire
13. Scream “Yes! Edwards gonna score!” when he and Bella kiss
14. Where gold eye contacts and say you’re Edwards long lost cousin
15. When you see the words ‘Robert Pattinson’ come on say ‘Whos Robert Pattinson? I thought Spunk Ransom was in this? Wheres Spunk..?!’
16. Use your dog as a space heater when camping outside the theater the night before the movie releases.
17. When you see someone eating popcorn/candy go up to them and say “You brought a snack?”