Twilight Premiere

17 WAYS TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS FUN WHEN GOING  TO SEE TWILIGHT!

1. Bring a cardboard cut-out of Robert with you. Say he’s your “date”
2. Go with several friends. Wear blackrobes and look sinister. Claim to be the Volturi.
3. Separate the theater crowd Team Edward on one side, Team Jacob on the other side and Team Switzerland in the middle.
4. Throw popcorn at your enemy side from #3.
5. Bring a relatively large dog to the theater and say “its Jacob..”
6. Wait by the door, and when people try to walk in, shove.. them out and yell “I will not share..!!!”
7. look at someone as if you’re going to eat them start licking your lips and smile evilly.
8. go up to the food serving bit and ask for human blood if they refuse, reply with ‘oh fine I’ll have animal’
9. walk up to someone smell them and then say “no offense but you smell like a DOG!”
10. Walk up to a stranger and tell you that you have imprinted on them and that they now belong to you, then sit by them the whole time!
11. Scream “DOG!” Whenever Jacob appears onscreen
12. Scream “BLOODSUCKER!” When Edward admits he’s a vampire
13. Scream “Yes! Edwards gonna score!” when he and Bella kiss
14. Where gold eye contacts and say you’re Edwards long lost cousin
15. When you see the words ‘Robert Pattinson’ come on say ‘Whos Robert Pattinson? I thought Spunk Ransom was in this? Wheres Spunk..?!’
16. Use your dog as a space heater when camping outside the theater the night before the movie releases.
17. When you see someone eating popcorn/candy go up to them and say “You brought a snack?”

Twerd w/ pride and dignity

So after a long battle and much probing from my SIL, i finally jumped on the bandwagon and broke down and watched twilight. I actually put it on, one night when i was sick and thought “hmm i will use this to bore me into unconsciouness so i can sleep. Little did I know, the joke was going to be on me.

2 hours and some odd minutes later i was enthralled. Not to mention, litteraly being on the edge of my bed most of that time.

I am not one for vampire movies. Not really my “scene”. But I was hooked. The very next day i was half way through book 2 (New Moon). and now, 2 days later, I am half way through book 3.

Yes, i am now hooked. Smitten (or bitten i should say) by Edward and the whole story.

Here I am, 32 years old, SCREAMING at my book and yelling hurry. No! Go Back.  Random idiotic things, like the fictional characters can hear me, or let alone know what i want them to do.

I have screamed, thrown down what i was reading. Protested I was not going to pick up and continue cause i was so disgusted over something. Yet, my protest didn’t last. lol

How in the hell a book can captivate me so much is beyond me. I LOVE to read. I will read any book that interests me, and won’t put it down till I am done. But w/ these? I WANT to stop reading, otherwise, i will have read them all, and then what will i do? Its only been 4 days and I am almost done w/the complete saga!

I am hooked. Jumped on the bandwagon that I fought so hard to avoid. Hooked.  Complete failed attempt on my part.

I have been labeled a “twerd” by the one person who tried to get me in this very same place. Laughing at me. She knew all along how I would turn out. Addicted. Joining Team Edward.

I hear a thudnerstorm, I think of the book.

I actually found myself compaing my life, to the life of a fictional one! WTF?! I have to stop! This isn’t healthy!! lmao. Upset when Edward leaves. Upset he don’t come back. Screaming when he is sacrificing himself. On the edge of my seat when Bella is in danger, wanting to cry for joy when he says “lets get married”.. its ridiculous.

But in the end, I am glad that i jumped on and started reading. This movie has officially bumped LOTR out of my #1 spot after years and years.  I never thought anything could top my “Ringer” status. Now, I am a proud dignified Twerd.

I tried, I failed, and I am now.. Living my days in Forks, through the pages of a book so captivating, my 6 year old had to tell me to put it down, come back to the read world and watch regular tv w/ her. What a slap in the face!!! LMAO

Making plans to see the midnight showing of New Moon. Going out tomorrow night to get the midnight release of the DVD when I have already seen it a hundred times.

Whats wrong in the world

People who use the word “retarded”. Maybe I should say, not just using the word, but using it to refer to a mentally handicap person. And in a disparaging way.  How insensitive can you be? seriously. Might as well go up and poke em, push em down, or steal their wheel chair. Nice. Really, I mean, have you no soul? Did your parents not teach you Tact? Manners? anything?

I am guilty of using the word “gay” to describe things that I am not fond of, or using it to describe something that is just plain… ridiculous. But I would never go up to a Gay person and call them.. The F word! That is just… such Bullshit!

Its just another form of discrimination.

I am guilty of saying things, that personally I shouldn’t say, when I am talking to my friends. But that is between two ppl that have an understanding. I wouldn’t walk up to just any stranger on the street and call em a “hootchie” or a “slut” those are terms me and my friends use between the two of us.

Sure, as a younger kid, I am sure I said mean things, as an adult? I know my boundaries, and that is just one of them. You don’t put down anyone for who or what they are.

You want to call a crackhead a crackhead, fine, by all means do so. That is something that they CHOSE to do to themselves. But you don’t call a child, (or an adult for that matter) retarded or stupid, or anything for that matter. If it was someone in your family, you sure wouldn’t think it was funny.

I believe the site I read it on said “Maybe they should have aborted the stupid son of a bitch retard”. WTF?! Are you serious? Uneducated, moronic ppl I swear!!

Its everyones business to have their own opinion, and feelings, and thoughts. But is there no limit? Want to be racist. Fine. (your uneducated values are the least of my concerns). You want to be cruel and make yourself bigger by tearing others down, who am I to by any means, keep you feeling like the little peon that you are.

But, it just makes you sound, uneducated. And I hope that you don’t reproduce. I really hope you don’t. And I hope that you were an only child, cause I could only hope that there is some justice in the world that there is only ONE of you out there per family.

There is enough war and hatred in the world as it is. And its ppl like this that would be standing on the front lawns gunning down handicap children playing in their yard for fun and games.

So please don’t reproduce and stop the vicious circle that you have become. Get fixed. Get kicked in the nuts. whatever, just please, do something to save us from anymore like you.

I have a son who has Cerebral Palsy and don’t appreciate anyone calling him anything other than his name. He has name.  and I think ppl like this should be banned from ever having kids of their own. But I pray if they do have offspring, the child is FAR more educated than their parents!

*just as a side note, I am sorry If I offended anyone while using the terms from quotes from these websites. I meant no disrespect and these are NOT MY views.

People and their nerve

This is my blog. If you don’t like what I have to say, then just move on and don’t bother reading what I write.

In an earlier blog that I posted yesterday I vented about problems I had with a teacher my daughter has.  A visitor to my site (let me stress the words MY SITE) didn’t like that I thought the teacher was in the wrong and listed a couple of the messed up things the teacher had done. Hmm I care about my child’s education, and the fact that she is only in Kindergarten. Hmm, I think that to ruin a child’s first year of school, lays the foundation for how she will look at the next 12 years of schooling, plus any college hopes.

So yeah, I was pissed, and still am frankly. As a mother, I think I have the right to care about what goes on in my daughters school when it directly, or even indirectly for that matter affects her.

But this is my site. Where I can blog about whatever I want.

I named no names of teachers, principals, or schools in my blog. And even if I would have, that is my business.

So for anyone who has a problem with what I say, stay off of here.

“maybe my kid is not the brightest crayon in the box” (that is a direct quote from her denied comment) OUCH. lmao. People like that have nothing better to do with their time. But I should thank them. I really had nothing to blog about tonight, but thanks to her, now I have this blog getting ready to post!

So, in a way, thanks.

Its parents that have that view of my friendly commenter, that stuff like that goes on in the school. Any teacher who has that little patience should not be a teacher. I expect my kid to get the same great education that I got.

And to my poster, who I believe was named Eatone, if you want something else to say (maybe to get your frustrations out on) my hubby works in a strip club. He don’t only work there, he’s the manager. He runs the place. My son has Cerebral Palsy. We are Mexican. I am a democrat, I voted for Obama. I hated Bush, I haven’t seen my dad since i was 12, and i had my son when I was 17, I am pro choice, i have a brother in law that fights over in Iraq, I am for stronger sex offender laws, and finally, I am a fucking bitch. So there are a few things that you could attack me for if my other blog wasn’t enough for you. Please feel free. You obviously have nothing better to do.

Cheers to all who read my blog! I hope to piss off, offend, or annoy many more in the days to come with my opinions, thoughts or views.

Going to war

so my daughter is in Kindergarten.  From day one it has been nothing but problems.

The teacher is…not someone who should be teaching kindergarten or any class for that matter.

I am a little upset and slightly peeved with her and the whole school.

Any teacher who grabs a 5 year old and drags them, Shouldn’t be teaching.

Any teacher who puts their finger in a kids face and screams at them in front of EVERYONE, Shouldn’t be teaching.

Any teacher who tells a 5 year old, you are a waste of my time, Shouldn’t be teaching.

Any teacher who spends all day texting on her cellphone during calss, Shouldn’t be teaching.

Any teacher who is so easily aggravated that they walk away without helping a student, Shouldn’t be teaching.

I am just annoyed with the whole situation. My daughter BEGS me not to send her to school. She refuses to do any work, cause if she gets it wrong she gets yelled at. My daughter has lost her personality and her innocence since starting that school.

Yes, I am taking action and talking to who needs to be involved, but it still aggravates me to no end.

One Tuesday night, I told her it was time for bed, she had school the next mo rning. She busted out crying and asked my if I thought she was stupid. WTF?! I was schocked. Cause there are just certain words that arent’ allowed to be used in my house, and that is one of them!

After asking her why, she told me Monday in art class, a boy from her class told her she was stupid cause she couldn’t use a glue bottle w/o making a mess. So I went in with her the next day (On Wed) to talk this matter over with her teacher. I was floored when the teacher turned around, looked at me and said “you know what mom. If your daughter was in her seat he wouldn’t be able to call her that.” Then yelled at Brooklyn and told her there was nothing she could do about it cause brooklyn should have said something THEN, not 3 days later. Hmmm.. you are yelling at her, why would she WANT to come to you? And then proceeding to tell her, that she shouldn’t be telling MOMMY these things, its not MY problem. WTF?!

SHe brings her class outside after school. And takes a little group of students and walks them down the hill to the parking lot where us parents park. I stopped and jokingly said “I’m missing a kid” lol, right? no, she seriously turned and said, no I left her up there. and pointed to the school? WTH!? you are just going to leave my daughter, unattended, for anyone to grab?!

I guess I should feel somewhat relieved, that it is not only I and my daughter that are having this problem. After talking with a group of parents, they are all having the same problem with the same teacher,

She has a word ring that she brings home, everynight. She knows the words, she can spell them and read them. Teacher gives her a Zero on them. I went into the school to ask her why she wasn’t getting credit for them when she knows them? legitimate ? right? I was told she can’t understand her, so she don’t get credit cause she says things like “yewwow” instead of yellow? Shes five?!

Teacher takes the word ring back every Friday to add new words. And sends them back home on Monday  where we keep it for the week, practice with them, and they get tested on Friday. Hmmm… well its Thursday, and she JUST sent the word rings home, and guess what? She will get a zero tomorrow cause one night is not enough time to teach her 15 new words.

I am beyond frustrated. My 5 year old who once loved to do work and go to school, now hates it. And cries so hard in the mornings she makes herself sick.

I have kept my cool up until now, but now, they pissed this little mexican off and I will not stop until everyone that needs to hear me, LISTENS to what I am saying and DOES SOMETHING.

This is unproffessional to say the least. This is NO way for a school to be ran. Or should I say a class room?

This is laying the foundation for the rest of her years in school.

I am an involved parent. I volunteer my time. I help out with activities. If there is a problem with Brooklyn (on her end) i address it, and fix it. I care about her education or lack thereof.

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mother. And they are about to learn that. Sad.

Low Lifes and Their need for a job!

So the new year started out good! Then, life happened.

On Jan 3rd, Saturday night, some low life smashed out our window on the passenger side front with a flashlight and stole everythng out of our Durango.

If they would have just stopped with our stereo, I might not have been so upset and felt so violated. But no. They didn’t stop there. They went as far as to steal my daughters bookbag, coloring books, Christmas presents that were still in the truck from Family. (acquired from a late Xmas with them).

We had been out that day, visiting, and running errands, and Hubby was running late to work, so we grabbed what we could out of the truck, and figured we would get the rest when he got off work. WRONG!

They ripped opened packages, and took out what they wanted and threw the packaging back into the truck. They stole CD’s, some of which were very hard to come by in the first place. Cell phone charger, IPOD accesories, insurance papers out of the glove box, my daughters crayons. And  a ton more stuff. And Sadly, not only did he take his TIME going through everything (32 minutes to be exact) he did it all while being taped from the camera we were parked in front of. They know who he is, and they still have not recovered are stuff, or even found him.

So now we are replacing a window, HE BROKE, replacing OUR stereo that he HELPED HIMSELF to. Get a fucking job and buy your own shit. One thing I can’t stand is a thief. That is the lowest bullshit crime there is. Everything that we own, that he took, he could easily have bought for himself if that fucker had a job. Oh, wait a minute. I guess he didn’t have time to get a job considering he had only gotten out of prison the day he broke INTO OUR TRUCK! Yeah, a repeat low life that didn’t learn his lesson.

I hope when they catch him, and they will cause they know who he is… I hope he is a HUGE homophobic and that he gets raped, repeatedly by the biggest buy with the biggest cock in the whole prison.. EVERYDAY!

With what he stole, and the damage that he has done to our car, it is grand theft larceny. A felony. He won’t be going to pretty boy jail, he is facing prison time. I can only pray that right now, the guy that will make him his bitch is taking a male enhancement pill, or using a penis pump to get ready for his new friend! And I hope he hates every minute of it. Every second of it. That is one thought that brings a smile to my face. An evil little smirk grows across my face as I think about it.

Call me mean. Call me fucked up. You can call me whatever you want, as long as someone calls him, their bitch.

I take pride in what we have. And we work hard for it. Its ours. No one has the right to take it from us. So in the end, he will get his.

New Years Resolutions

At first I wasn’t going to have any resoltions this year, but after much thought and deliberations, I have decided what I need to Work on this year.

First and foremost with the Economy SO bad right now, and with the line of work my hubby is in, economy sucking, it takes food off our table. So I am going to TRY my hardest to manage our finaces better. Even if the economy gets better ( and I PRAY it does) This is important! So I am going to give it MY ALL!!!! I need to start putting back for our retirement and well being of our kids!

For the last 3 years, we have not taken a vacation. This year, WE ARE! I am planning just a small family vacation. I know money is tight right now, but if I stick to my #1 resolution, I shouldn’t have any problems putting back a little money at a time to go. I want my kids to have fond memories of family vacations and outings. I never had that growing up. And they will if I can help it. We are going to Washinton DC and then a few days in Williamsburg Virginia.

Next, work on my TEMPER and my anger and LACK of patience. I am TERRIBLE with that. I can fly off the handle at a moments notice…er… sometimes without a notice! I need to get back into yoga and work on calming myself down from the inside out! I need to relax and not let the little things fly me OFF the handle. No one is safe when that happens. Ask my hubby!

And this one is sort of a contradiction to the above mentioned, but here it is. I am going to stop letting ppl walk all over me and push me around. I bottle it up (which probably has a lot to do with my above problem) and wait till I am overloaded before I let it out. And it is usually not at the ppl that deserve it. So watch out. You cross me, you will hear about it RIGHT THEN AND THERE! I am not a dormat any longer. Move on and find someone else to wipe your feet on and walk all over. Cause it is NOT going to be this little mexican ANYMORE!

My kids! My family. Spend more time together, doing family things.

So those are my resolutions. I am going to work on them VERY HARD!

Time to make a change to my life and it starts tomorrow!

So I wish you and everyone out there luck with their resolutions,  and hope you all have a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

MTV YOU SUCK!

Below My rant is what I got from the Time Warner Website:

MAke your 6 figure execs take a pay cut. Lay off the bonuses and the “Business” spending accounts. This is BULLSHIT! In an economy SO bad right now, we keep our cable cause its one of the few “extras” we can afford.. you selfish greedy bastards! all the channels we will now lose. I will boycott MTV from this day on. Greedy asses

Lets see how good your “reality” shows do now when then don’t have ANY VIEWERS!  Happy New Year to you Greedy fuckers!

My daughter is going to be devestated when At Midnight Time Warner is going to be dropping not only her favorite channel, Noggin,  shes already in tears.

And unfortunately,  when losing these 16 channels, our cable bill will be be reduced because these are “free” channels. I know Time Warner is doing this to protect us, the customers from paying more but damn.

And I don’t want anyone leaving me comments about Doing something else with my child other than tv. I might have to karate chop you in the knee cap. She watches Noggin in the morning before school. While I am cooking dinner or doing dishes. We watch it together. She don’t watch it all day. Its winter out. We like to cuddle on the couch and watch EDUCATIONAL TV! So don’t judge, just keep on moving past MY blog and go some place else if you have any smart comments. I am not in the mood.

Noggin is Commercial free- educational tv. Not like some of these stupid cartoons now adays, like the Bratz, dressed like little hootchies and caring and talking about nothing but makeup, clothes and boys.

Its good shows. Educational. And I, along with everyone else I have talked to, are outraged by this.

It may not be their fault, but this is crazy! I will admit at first I was PISSED at Time Warner. I even went as far as to call them and ask what was going on. ONLY then did I learn it was MTV and its affiliates wanted to TRIPLE our rates! I apologize for getting ready to boycott Time Warner. But I got my facts straight and I am now placing my anger and outrage at the RIGHT ppl.

Here is what I found on Time Warner Website:

We are negotiating earnestly, honestly and fairly with MTV Networks, but so far have been unable to reach an agreement or get an extension.

MTV Networks may pull its channels from your lineup on January 1st.Read a Statement from Glenn Britt, President & CEO, Time Warner Cable >>• MTV Networks wants our customers to pay millions more.  They are currently demanding price increases that are nearly triple the rate of increase under our current agreement. These increases would be excessive even in a strong economy, but given the current conditions, it’s simply not fair to our customers. • MTV’s demands are outrageous and would force our customers to pay millions of dollars more per year. MTV’s networks are not worth so much more today than they were yesterday, especially given the fact that their ratings are mostly declining in recent years. • Much of their popular programming is also available for free online. In this economy, we don’t believe it’s appropriate to ask our customers to pay so much more for programming with declined ratings or that’s available for free. • We’ve successfully negotiated hundreds of programming agreements with other cable networks, many within the last few months. Our hope is that we will come to an agreement with MTV Networks that is fair to our customers.

Yes Brooklyn, Jesus closes his eyes.

My daughter cracks me up.

A few months ago her Gamma, Brad’s Mom, told her that when she grows up Jesus will let her get pregnant.  Brooklyn is 5 at this time and she is always asking grown up questions already.
Where do babies come from. What is sex. Will it hurt when I have babies… do they HAVE to cut the babies out? No brooklyn. Then how do they come out mommy? Like When I poop? UGH! lol

So yeah, she came home from that visit with Gamma BAWLING for a week straight cause she didn’t want Jesus to make her pregnant. So I told her the truth. She didn’t have to have kids if SHE didn’t want to. That wasn’t good enough. She still cried, so I prayed with her and we told Jesus together that she didn’t want to get pregnant. That seemed to calm her down and I thought that was the end of it.

A few days later she asks me If having kids hurt. The truth is yes, but you can’t tell a 5 year old that, who is already petrified to get pregnant. So I told her she didn’t have to get pregnant to have kids. She could adopt. That put an end to that.

And then again a coupel of days later so told me she was going to adopt six kids. Cause she loves kids. Shes going to be an AWESOME mommy. (Those were her words)

“Mommy, I am going to adopt a brown baby, a black one, a chinese baby, and one white one.”"Brooklyn”, I said, “that is 4, I thought you said 6?”

“Yes Mommy, those 4 plus any other babies that need a home. I am leaving my options open” LMAO Too cute.

For the last 2 years, yes since she was 3, she’s been telling me that she DON’T want to grow up. She don’t want to be a grown up. She wants to stay little. And oh how I would love that. But trying to explain it to her, and explain to her why every year shes bigger when she don’t want to be is an impossible task.

She don’t want to grow up and get a boyfriend. She don’t want to move out. She don’t want to give up her barbies and Blankie.

His mom tells her the strangest things to tell a kid. “Jesus will take mommy and daddy one day up to heaven” That pissed me off to say the least. I went through months and months of tears and her “yelling” at Jesus to leave me and daddy alone. That is one conversation I will not have with her right now. She busts into tears anytime anyone brings up heaven. Or death.I know she is going to learn in time that mommy and daddy will not always be here. But the last thing I need is, God forbid, something to happen to me or Brad and have her hate and blame jesus for it.

So the only answer that I can give her to that is “no matter where mommy and daddy are, we will always be with you, love you , and watch over you.”

I don’t mind my daughter being taught about God and Jesus, but I don’t need anyone scaring her into believing, or scaring her so she don’t believe.

The funniest thing she has EVER said to me was one night I was putting her in the shower, due to the lack of a bath tub in our house, and she wouldn’t take any of her clothes off. Cause his mom told her that “jesus sees EVERYTHING”.  And she says no guys or boys are allowed to see her undies. LMAO

So we had to tell Jesus, AND Santa, who can also see everything, to close their eyes! LMAO
Sometimes I think she catches on to stuff that is too hard for her to wrap her little mind around. In some ways she knows way to much for a 5 year old. I want to keep her innocent and sweet and not have to worry about death, and Higher powers and Santa seeing her undies.

She is a very private person. From the time she was 2, dad wasn’t allowed to give her a bath, change her diapers pull up or clothes. She’s private. And I am glad. Same with Grandpa and any uncles or her brother.

I’d keep her little forever if  I could. I am sure any parent would. Bless her little heart!

Heading West

So I have been thinking. If given the chance, and I could go anywhere I wanted to settle down, where would I go?

Easy answer is I would go West. Where West? I am not sure. I am in Ohio, so West is the best place to head. East of me doesn’t seem like a good choice.

Arizona. Montana. Washington State. New Mexico. Anywhere West. Far from Ohio. Far from everything I would want to run from.

Go West, start over. Reinvent myself.  Become someone else. Disappear from here and get away from the crap that surrounds my life. Get away from the Thunder Storm and Rain that hovers over me. Where no one can find me but those I take with me.

I know I am strong enough. I know I have it in me.